amygdalan-arm:

i want cloaks to be brought back but i dont want to wear one until i know theyre actually back in style. like im not gonna be the one cloak guy in a 50 mile radius, i wanna be one of several in my immediate area and have nobody bat an eye. im too much of a coward to be a cloak guy in our current fashion climate but the utopia of cloak world appears to me in the dreaming hours

periodcostumefantasylover:

Sarahs ballgown in The Labyrinth in 4k

freakoutgirl:

not to sound like a victorian woman suffering from hysteria but i do think going to the sea would fix me

ijaazat:

I gotta go I’m doing hot girl shit *continues to peel the yellow wallpaper*

theaudientvoid:

theaudientvoid:

Specifically, to “swash a buckler” referred to the act of pounding a buckler (small shield) against one’s own chest as a sort of macho display.

sibmakesart:

“oh, now you’re shy?”

kaelleid-kinda:

I need an AU where Izzy comes to accept Stede as captain and just like fully embraces his buffoonery with the same yelling and angry chihuaha energy that he does everything else.

Like Stede is chiding someone for not sharing during arts & crafts time and Izzy is holding them at swordpoint like “You heard the Captain! Share your sequins, dog!”

Stede forces everyone on another beach vacation and Izzy has a coconut drink in hand and inexplicably has a hawaiian shirt that’s somehow made of leather and he’s yelling at the crew that they’re not leisuring hard enough

sporesdruid:

sunnibits:

you ever just think-

bemusedlybespectacled:

roadwrkahead:

guerrillatech:

Life in Code: A Personal History of Technology

by Ellen Ullman

a while back I made a post along the lines of “every STEM major should have a required ‘history of science’ course that’s just all about previously wrong and bad scientific theories like sperm all containing homunculi and spontaneous generation” and I got a lot of responses like “but STEM majors already have gen ed requirements!” and would not understand why I was specifically asking for a course that would teach people about why science is not infallible and does not exist in a vacuum and THIS IS EXACTLY WHY ACTUALLY

thegraftedbranch:

andthentheywilleatthestars:

andthentheywilleatthestars:

2014 Tumblr wasn’t about whatever Tik Tok thinks it was about. 2014 Tumblr was about overanalyzing Captain America: The Winter Soldier and that one website that let you play Cards Against Humanity online

And it slapped

• me on a date: tell me your thoughts on 2014 tumblr them: oh that place? lol that was so cringe I- me, shoving breadsticks into my purse: I have to go
• secret government agent: *punches me in the face* SAY IT! me: no government agent: say 2014 tumblr was cringe and the new culture is better! me: *spits blood at the agent’s feet* fuck you
• “[whatever Tik Tok thinks it was about]” I came out to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now
  
• because 2014 tumblr had the best snemes (snake snail memes)
• none of you denying it now would survive the Skeleton War
• Beautiful Internet Era Too Good For This World, Too Pure
• girls don’t want boys, girls want a return to actually wholesome memes
• when I die I want 2020s tumblr to lower me into my grave so you can let me down one last time
• I will climb 90-post-per-day blog archives to find 2014 tumblr content. I crave that mineral
• this post is the real last meme of 2014
• “average site spawns 3 iconic memes a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average site spawns 0 iconic memes per year. 2014 tumblr, which lived outside Plato’s cave & spawned over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

lauf-aiya-rson:

uranodioning:

spacemancharisma:

haven’t seen this on tumblr yet, and tis the season

[caption]
driver, muttering: god damnit, it’s paul.
driver, at full volume: mornin’ paul!
paul, cheerfully: the world will be reduced to ash!
driver, muttering again: jesus christ that guy creeps me out.
[/caption]

[additionally the driver is brian david gilbert, paul is a skeleton sitting on a bench with its arm sticking in the air, and the voice of paul is also brian david gilbert]